Why You Should Always IM Wasted:

After a night spent eating indian food and watching the WB over at Jamal's apartment, I expected to go home, chill with my roomie sylvia, spritz the house with raid and settle in to bed.
Luckily I turned my computer on....

dana: you better post!
del: hi cutoe
del: so wasted right now
dana: hahahaha
del: hly crap so wasted
del: my new employer judt took me put
del: he frickin LOVES me
del: bouhgt me like 10 drinks
del: i can barely sees straight
del: i neeed watwr so badly
del: when should i comemin
del: i miss nyc so much
del: i miss you dana dynamite
dana: awww i miss you too babes
del i love u al so much its crzy
del: wow so drnkk=eee
del: hahahha
del: wow
del: 10 drinks easy
dana: keep talking this is the best ever
del: hahahahhha
del: stop
del: serius
del: hahahha
del: dane sto-p
dana: how are you even on the computer right now?
del: im wasted
del: hahahhhaha
del: dunno
del: i luvs ya
del: miss ya so much
dana: i know i know get back here
del: seriously
del: im will, soomn
del: when should im cvomr
del: i could come snytime
del: serioyiusly
dana: you should come on the 29th
del: could leave anyn day nnow
dana: did you already start your new job?
del: i wanna come wayb earlier than thsat
del: not really
del: just met with them'just came from drinks with thwenm
del: but my stat date us jan 3
dana: haha are they as drunk as you?
del: did you tel jwff i was drunbk?
dana: nooooo
del: bs
dana: ha
dana: he needed to enjoy this as much as i am
del: i dont believe it for1 second
del: i cant wait to see uy guys
dana: i know! i don't even want to go home, because i'll miss time with you!
del: k m gona watch nip/tuck now
del: dane i miss u so much
del: i have yto get off the comp right now
dana: i miss you too times 10
del: im barelyt conscious
dana: awes
del: no way
del: i luvs you so vewry much
dana: love you too!
del: i really miss you'
del: you are the best
dana: awww get off the comp babe
del: i nknoiwq]
del: look at mny writing
del: hahahahhaha wqstd!!!!!!!
dana: holler!
(*comment- Del seemingly forgets we had been IMing...)
del: my new employer took me out tonite
del: got me so wasted
del: he fricmin loved me
del: bought me a milioj dronks'
dana: i know! amazign!
del: kept cheerinskin me
del: im so cnfused right now
dana: um not sure what that meant, but sounds like a hoot.
del: nooo
del: fuck
del: oh shit som wasted ru=ightnow
del: hahahahha
dana: ok time to get off the comp
del: look at my writing
del: yes
del: dane i love u so much
dana: prepare to have most of this posted on the blog by morning
(Rach signs on... Del goes bye bye)

God I can't wait for that kid to come back for New Years- Can you?!