Friday, December 02, 2005

December to Remember

With the holiday season upon us I've found myself making mental lists of what I want to accomplish before the new year. I'm not talking save the world type stuff - just little things that will help ensure this is the best December on record! I've asked my equally festive friends - Dana, Rach and Del - to share their hopes and dreams with me and here's what we've come up with:

Rachel:

1. Find some mistletoe
2. Get lots of presies from Del, Mere and Dane
3. Wear lots of sequins ala the Bar Mitzvah of 2003
4. Ice skate in Bryant Park
5. Try not to get my tongue stuck on the pole when I get double-dog dared
6. Bake for everyone
7. Canoodle with Del by the fireplace (hot!)
8. Totally embarrass myself at the company holiday party
9. Spike the cider
10.Toss back some brews with the labs at Chumleys

Dana:

1. Go to the gym. Yes that's usually a new years goal, but please, I
signed up in Sept and have only gone once. The inner tube around my
waist ain't shrinking with all the holiday parties
2. Fix the racing stripe on my head that is my roots
3. Try not to lose my job. This blog might just do that for me.
4. Buy something other than the Lord of the Rings for my pops for
Christmas. Why were there only three movies! Back to wallets and ties I guess....
5. Eat a turducken for a holiday meal
6. Figure out how a horse could kill a man via sex
7. Get kissed under a mistletoe (awwwwwwww- see I can be sweet)
8. Party like it's 1999.
9. Accomplish all of Jay's roommate Kyle's New Year's goals from 2005.
Two of them being "join a gang" and "fuck that shit"
10.Rinse and Repeat

Meredith:

1. Find the perfect reindeer sweater
2. Get stuck in a blizzard
3. Go to at least 4-5 holiday parties each week (maybe even in one night!)
4. Actually see a car with a giant red bow attached to the roof
5. Bring back whiskey game night
6. Watch Love Actually and Bridget Jones at least 5 times each
7. Have a snowball fight where Dana may or may not end up in a pile of garbage
8. Avoid Macy's like the plague
9. Take a trip to makeout city under the mistletoe
10.Form a band and/or write a musical

Del:

1. Piss in the punch bowl
2. Ring in the New Year in NYC
3. Presents - give some and receive some
4. Make it to a Yo La Tengo Hanukkah show at Maxwells
5. Try and actually like some sort of nog drink
6. To not look like the Christmas ham
7. Get the eff out of Dallas
8. Get my snuggle on with you know who
9. Have my car be healthy
10.Kidnap a child while he/she waits in line for a photo with Santa

Wow, aren't we all ambitious?!?!?!?!
"What'syerfavoritesongoftheday":

Del - The Universal/Blur
Dana - Insistor/Tapes n' Tapes
Rach - Juicebox/The Strokes
Mere - Coffee & TV/Blur

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

NIce call on the turducken. My friend from Idaho swear by that healthy delicacy

Anonymous said...

turducken? i thought ducks were supposed to be cute, but perhaps being wrapped in turkey and stuffed with chicken makes that null and void. although last i checked, even considering ordering duck warrented evil glares from across the table. or was that wittle wabbits? i forgot.

wiscodana said...

jamal- tell your Herby D that if he even considers eating that in front of me again... his days are numbered.

Anonymous said...

duck sure is cute and tasty. almost as cute and tasty as a chopped salad with yogurt dressing...make that a Chop Chop salad with Yogi dressing. oh the humanity!

Anonymous said...

my favorite song of the day is:

american band stand, barry manilow

eat it bitches