I've already gone to the gym and dyed my hair darker to correct that pesky root problem - rachel has clearly made out with Del underneath the mistletoe amongst other seedier places - and fortunately mere hasn't pushed me into a pile of garbage yet, but there's still time
...we've also been thinking of our holiday pet peeves that make the month of December a doozie. Yes, it's true, that here at TPMs we aren't haters - but we sure like to bitch a lot. Enjoy!
Holiday Pete Peeves
Mere:
1. sample sale mania - just because that metallic green lauren merkin clutch is 50% off doesn't mean I need it
2. Not knowing what to get for my co-workers
3. Figuring out NYE plans without getting into a fight or having a nervous breakdown
4. People feeling sorry for me because I'm jewish - my people get 8 nights of presents!
5. Tourists taking over the city
Dana:
1. Shopping in Soho for presents on the weekend before I head home. It's the only time of the year I become a bitch (although others may say differently). I swear people, get the fuck out of my way.
2. Watching my thrice-removed cousins open their presents while I no longer get any from that side of the family. FUNNNNNN.
3. Christmas music. Enough said.
4. Work becomes 10x busier right before vacation, for no absolute reason, other than to torture us.
5. Cheesy made for tv movies about finding love during the holidays. When are people going to realize that it only brings people together for a pity screw. Yeah...heard those relationships have lasting power...
...we've also been thinking of our holiday pet peeves that make the month of December a doozie. Yes, it's true, that here at TPMs we aren't haters - but we sure like to bitch a lot. Enjoy!
Holiday Pete Peeves
Mere:
1. sample sale mania - just because that metallic green lauren merkin clutch is 50% off doesn't mean I need it
2. Not knowing what to get for my co-workers
3. Figuring out NYE plans without getting into a fight or having a nervous breakdown
4. People feeling sorry for me because I'm jewish - my people get 8 nights of presents!
5. Tourists taking over the city
Dana:
1. Shopping in Soho for presents on the weekend before I head home. It's the only time of the year I become a bitch (although others may say differently). I swear people, get the fuck out of my way.
2. Watching my thrice-removed cousins open their presents while I no longer get any from that side of the family. FUNNNNNN.
3. Christmas music. Enough said.
4. Work becomes 10x busier right before vacation, for no absolute reason, other than to torture us.
5. Cheesy made for tv movies about finding love during the holidays. When are people going to realize that it only brings people together for a pity screw. Yeah...heard those relationships have lasting power...
Rachel and Del soon to come....
What'syersongoftheday?
Mere - When The Sun Goes Down/ Artic Monkeys
Dane- Me and the Bean/ Spoon
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