HOLIDAY PARTY UPDATE-NEVER PAY FOR DRINKS IN DECEMBER

Only a mere 6 days into another December to Remember and we here at TPM have already been rippin shit up in true yuletide fashion! Heres the count...

# of Holiday Parties Attended: 5
# of Free Drinks: 34
# of Paid For Drinks (Booo!): 6
# of Mini Sloppy Joes Consumed: 7
# of Bruises Received: 3, but it was worth the grand entrance into Fat Baby
# of Napkin Drawings featuring Animal Genitalia: 3

Hours of Molly Ringwald dance moves: 3
Items Lost: 1
Items Found: 1

Hide your good Pinot, the wrecking crew has tons more parties to storm: ELLEgirl Music Issue Celebration, No Data Holiday Party 2.0, Jen Scanlin's Kareoke House Party, Dennis Publishing Company Holiday Bash, Mere's Whiskey Game Night

If you or someone you know are hosting a holiday soiree you'd like us to crash, send us an e-mail - we'll probs bring a fruitcake or a carton of cigarettes to show our gratitude...

"Whatsyersongoftheday?"
Dane - How We Know/ The Thermals
Rach - Cigarette Smoke/Arctic Monkeys
Mere - Over and Over/Hot Chip
Del - Metal Detektor/Spoon