Weekend Preview: Please Find Meredith

Big thanks to the MTA for not striking. Thank god I didn't stay out late drinking last night thinking I could sleep in and not go to work today... PHEW. And when I say PHEW, I mean I hate all of you.

Hats off to Big Hassle for throwing another winner of a holiday party. Who can deny 10 kegs and a view of Long Island Bay (wait that might not be right, whatevs)... even if we had to battle freezing rain to fill our cups up with another cold one? James Iha was kicking out the jams hardcore - - did anyone else enjoy those two guys dancing raver style to his beats? Throw those kids a pair of glow sticks and watch them roll...literally. Rachel became tongue-tied (wait did pigs fly?) when she met some stand up comedian I had never heard of. And of course, it's never an actual party until the ladies of TPM lose one of their own. And when we say one of their own we mean Meredith. If you have tips on where she is please call our hotline at 800-lost-shortgirl.

Weekend Preview:
Friday: We have a date with a giant ape. No, it's not me. We're going to see King Kong! No partying, you ask? Nay. We're gearing up for Saturday.

Saturday: Most of the day will be spent with my #1 pet peeve, shopping in Soho. Although things might be shaken up this year with a trip to Williamsburg to find our loved ones gifts... which is also the location of the first phase to operation drunky. I believe it's a karaoke dinner party. Warning: Pina Colada will be sung by a member of TPM (dana) accompanied by kickass backup dancers (rach and mere). After that who knows where the night will take us, but hopefully it will culminate in our searching for Meredith.

Sunday: I'll be at Jamal's watching the first season of Lost. There is no better time to lose yourself (get it?!) in a tv show. Although I probs (totes and maybs) should continue my xmas shopping... but i just can't... i can't ... Mere is having TPM's over for a holiday whiskey party at her place. The B Trifecta: Board Games, Booze, and Babes... HOLLER!