To be or not to be...

Unemployed.

Top 10 reasons not to work:

1. No longer a slave to an alarm clock.
2. You can beat the crowds at Trader Joes - but apparently you can't beat the obsession.
3. You can finally be one of those people that corporate america doesn't understand.
4. you can pretend to be a writer.
5. people expect you to be drunk every night.
6. you can totes cry in public.
7. you can ask for pity favors.
8. you are allowed to hate the "man".
9. all of the sudden you are the most sought after freelancer.
10. you are allowed to buy yourself expensive shoes.

top 10 reasons to work:

1. you get paid.
2. you have something to do every day.
3. it makes you seem important.
4. you have the ability to change the world - or at least throw good parties.
5. you are always on the list.
6. expense account.
7. it forces you to socialize.
8. swag
9. business trips.
10. you can legitimately say " do you know who i am" without looking like a total douchebag.