Thursday, April 06, 2006

How to be Unemployed - Part 2

As many of you know as of Monday I will be joining Dana in the unemployment line as ELLEgirl magazine will shut its doors tomorrow. After my initial wave of sadness and shock subsided (oh wait, Rach just witnessed me have a panic attack in Bryant Park) I started thinking of new career paths for myself and have come up with the following ideas:

1. Drive a SoBe bus around the country for a year
2. Work on the Mud Truck
3. Start a weed delivery service since Cartoon got busted
4. Become a bouncer
5. Operate the carousel in Central Park
6. Break Dance at Grand Central
7. Join an air band
8. Go to Cosmetology school
9. Become a professional drunk
10. Breed show dogs

If you could all vote for your favorite I would really appreciate it.

To add insult to injury I have to go to Daytona Beach tomorrow to work my last ever ELLEgirl event. Here is the email I just got from my client:

I have a pink tank top for you.

Can you wear a flowy skirt that day? We are all wearing flowy skirts.

Kill me now.

7 comments:

Shaps said...

You best wear that flowy skirt, biatch!
My vote is for Mud Truck, you can play with Kyle and Noah's hair all day long between lattes.

Shaps said...

Can I change my answer?

I think you should become a professional Cher impersonator! Tiiiooouuummme!!

wiscodana said...

my vote is the mud truck too. can you imagine how much money one can save by getting free lattes? they're mad expensive!

Anonymous said...

i vote for breakdancer...who wouldn't vote for breakdancer...you can always come to Bushwick for a Free Latte, but is that ride even worth it? careful in a flowy skirt in Daytona, someone may try to flow up there-- Hooters Bike week style. What??

megadeath said...

I'm wearing my tampon earrings right now.

Anonymous said...

i think you should sell those special edition hershey cappuccino bars on the black market. damn those are good.

Anonymous said...

I'm voting for a Cher-impersonating bouncer at Hogs & Heifers, with Cher-infused covers of Guns N Roses songs on the hour.