Today is a busy day at work so instead of writing anything- frequent commenter West Coast What was kind enough to send me a would you rather.
To pass the time, ponder this quandary, if you will...
…for the males out there…would you rather…
Make out with David Schwimmer for 10 minutes, full on mouth-to-mouth, under the shirt, maybe even some casual cuppage….
Or
Be stuck in an 8 foot by 8 foot cage with Mike Tyson for 90 seconds. Neither of you has weapons, but if he kills you he gets $5 million dollars.
…for the females out you there…would you rather…
have sex with one of your parent’s friends and the audio portion is recorded and played back to everyone you both know
Or
Sing the A, B, C song into Rosie O’Donnell’s vagina until she says stop
Feel free to answer back or donate your own- I know for a fact Chrashers has some good ones saved up.
Also- Tapes 'n Tapes received a much deserved 8.3 review from Pitchfork today as well as a "Best New Music" feature. I mean... FUCK YEAH! This is so amazing for them- congrats all around! I seriously couldn't love them more...
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2 comments:
Would you rather make out with your dream girl, but your mom's face is sticking out of her belly, Total Recall-style, or the face of your dream girl sticking out of your mom's belly.
For the ladies, replace "girl" with "guy," and "mom" with "brother," obvs.
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