Ain't It the Truth!

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WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and youneed to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game beforehelping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should beon your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftenmisunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over"Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man."That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you'rewelcome.
WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!
* note that the use of "whatevs" is not as harsh- it's more of a shoulder shrug, but still be wary of it.

Sharon Stone doesn't even have to say those words, just watch and you'll understand.