This guy is nuts

Ramie passed me onto this crazy link from Smoking Gun about a man who was tryin to get his wife to sign a personalized marriage contract and all the rules he was trying to get his wife to adhere to i.e. shaving, clothing and sexy time. You have to just read it to believe it. He does seem to have one interesting idea: he offers "Good Behavior Days" or GBDs to his wife when she is especially good. Rach wondered why these people are always from Iowa. Can someone please explain this country to me?

Have a sweet weekend.

whatsyerfavoritesongoftheday?:

Dane: "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"- Rupert Holmes
Del: "Wash"- Pearl Jam
Mere: "Bump 'N Grind"- Ginuwine
Rach: "Everything Hits At Once"- Spoon

Meanwhile I get to see King of France, Nada Surf, Rogue Wave, Pilot Drift, Supergrass and maybe Voxtrot all this weekend. Don't you wish your boyfriend was swass like me?

Also, just wanted to give out a little love to Blue States Lose- a hilarious weekly feature on Gawker every Friday that makes fun of people who think they are being fashionable, but are clearly just idiots.

West Coast What has advised us to type brrreeeport - and our hits will skyrocket!