Monday, November 21, 2005

Weekend Injury Report



This is my first ever post - holla!

I may not be in the NFL but my weekend injuries are far worse than Brooks Bollinger's silly little concussion. That dude can't play anyway - he tortured me as a Wisconsin Badger and now he's crushing the hopes of Jet's fans everywhere.

Here is my current status:

1. Broken toe
2. Strained muscle in my back
3. Countless bruises

What can I say - I'm accident prone and I dance like a spazz when intoxicated.
Peace out,
Megadeth Hellman

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