Thursday, November 17, 2005

Updateroooooni

1. The tampons have been boxed up and are currently being shipped to Italy. Christian has dubbed it PROJECT BUILD UP: Stopping the flow all over the world.

2. This explains it all . Jaime and I decided that a once a week coke binge should leave us looking smooth, sleek and with perky tits a la Moss. Diet starts tomorrow. Taco Bell tonight.

3. I had a waitress who had large jugs... and on the receipt her name was Becky Boobs. Wow. Just call me Dana Melons.

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