Which Geezer Are You?

TPM had one of our conference calls today on IM to discuss our impending excursion out to the dry heat and sprawling golf courses of Palm Springs, CA next week. During our heated conversation about whether or not we should combine boat shoes with feathered hair for the Yacht Rock themed party, we got to talking about which Golden Girl we would be. Here's our results:

Mere- she gets to be Sophia (lucky bitch!) based on the merits of her height. And Mere likes the zingers, which we all know that old bag was the queen of them.

Del- Blanche, because he's a slut and likes to wear flowy silk outfits.

Wiscod- Dorothy because i'm a giant with lesbian undertones like Bea Arthur. We can both assure you... we like the schlong. And boy am I good with those zingers. I learned them from my mother- Estelle Getty.

Rach- Rose... by default because she was the last to speak up. Rach is lovable and good hearted like Rose, but she ain't no dumbass.

Which of these fine ladies are you?

Also please check out Blue States Lose on Gawker today. Best line ever:
Do all these hipsters just want to be mimes deep down inside? Here’s Douchey McTwattlefuck doing his classic “On My Cell Phone!” routine.