Please join TPM and American Idol's Constantine Maroulis in wishing our main man Del a very happy birthday. We ran into the American Idol heartthrob at Lolita on Friday night and I must say it was quite exciting. For the big day I hear that Constantine will sing a few sultry numbers while Shaps and WiscoD tear each other's clothes off - wait, what? Yeah, you heard me - looks like my friends are having an affair behind my back. Last night we watched the Golden Globes together and the two of them could not keep their hands off each other and I think I saw Shaps shed a tear of joy when Felicity Huffman won an award for her portrayal of a tranny in Transamerica. Have a good day and enjoy that visual!
6 comments:
Felicity was stunning with those Pilates sculpted triceps! Dana was a vision, as she floated through my living room with those 3 day old socks! How could I help myself?
ps-i need sun and a chin lift.
I think you look like a princess. Don't change a thing.
besides I seem to be glowing in that photo. Reminds me of my fav shark book about a Megaladon that survives extinction and rises from the depths to go on a killing spree. The book's catch phrase- and one that Jamal and I use to describe eachother is- "once you see her glow... it's too late!"
Get a freakin' room and invite Jamal while you're at it. I'm moving to milwaukee to hang with ballz.
ballz with a z, huh? i LIKE it! very urban, very hip. NOW you can all touch my eye and fear me.
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