Thursday, January 05, 2006

Links 'Cause I've Got Nuthin to Say

Sigh, another fine day with no ideas to write about. Gosh blogging is hard. I mean I can't be genius all the time! So I thought it would be nice to share some randoms with you today. If you don't like it- well then you have some major problemos.

1. Rach said del put this on one of his very cute mixes to her. Now if you know del, you know he knows everything that is good about music. so naturally you should trust us/him on this one. she also says it instantly makes her in a good mood and I concur.
Gnarls Barkley- Crazy (ganked that from Gorilla vs. Bear/ Hype Machine)

2. I think everyone should check out my friend Thomas's band The Can't See. Why? Because I have good taste in music, that's why. They sound like Pavement meets Pink Flyod and are damn good.

3. Awhile back Jeff sent me a link to these crazy animals and it's been love at first sight ever since. Can you guess what they are?

4. and today I got a couple emails with all this info- so I'm posting it. Poop.

Interesting Facts:
1. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
2. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
3. A shrimp's heart is in its head.
4. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
5. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
6. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
7. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
8. Horses can't vomit.
9. Sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
10. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
11. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
12. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
13. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
14. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
15. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
16. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
17. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
18. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
19. Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

#11 worries me since I have a rat named Little Jimmy living in the trash can at the bottom of my apt building's stairs...

Oh and Wolf Parade killed it last night. Just one request- more Spencer please. ...I got a fever, and the only prescription is Spencer Krug.

2 comments:

Shaps said...

Um, you don't just throw out a fact about ear bacteria to the ipod generation and not tell us how to get rid of it...I'm worried x700!

Anonymous said...

what kind of animal is that? is it a bunny? so cute